A priest, a preacher, and a rabbi are all deciding how much church donations to keep to themselves.

The money is all laid out in a circle.
The priest decides that he will keep only 10% and find use for the rest.
The preacher shovels half the pile into a bag and leaves the rest untouched.
The rabbi says "I shall throw the money in the air and let God decide the amount!"

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