Upon arrival at heaven's gate, St. Peters asks which one of the two is the driver, and the driver replied "Me!".
"Alright, come on in to heaven."
The priest asks "How about me?"
"Well, the reason why I'm not letting you in is that, when you're preaching all your followers are asleep, whereas when the driver's driving, all the passengers are praying hard.''
*Told by our tour guide in Israel, don't mind the mediocre translation.*
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