Dear Lord:So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit card.However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more of Your help after that.Amen.....
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