and his buddies tell him he should go into the city and live it up. He goes from bar to bar spreading the cheer until finally he wanders into a midget bar. He gives a big grin and walks up to the midget bartender with a wager in mind.
"I'll bet you a thousand dollars you can shoot me right in the belly and the bullet will just bounce off," he says.
The bar tender who keeps a .357 on his side to scare off tall people looking for a fight inists on seeing the cash, but then shoots the Pollack in the belly.
The Pollack, lying there dying in front of the bar, says, "I don't understand. Henryk from back home said I could drink til I was ten feet tall and bulletproof, and when I walked in here I knew I'd done it!"
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