A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!! The salesman said, Why not ? and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.
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