A highway patrol police officer pulls a small sedan, with three people in it. He hops out of his car, and saunters over to the parked sedan.
"How can I help you officer?" Says the man behind the wheel, slightly nervous.
"Oh don't worry, nothing wrong." The officer begins.
"I've just been observing your driving, and have decided to give you this $1,000 safe driving award."
The man behind the wheel is entirely shocked, as are his two passengers.
"Just out of curiosity," Begins the officer.
"What are you considering of doing with the money?"
The man replies.
"I think I might just got get myself a license."
At this point, the woman riding shotgun leans over towards the officer, and in an attempt to calm the cop down, states,
"Don't worry, he doesn't know what he's talking about when he's drunk and stoned."
The cop, shocked at this sudden turn of events suddenly hears a groan from the man in the back, who says,
"Look how far this got us in a stolen car."
Finally, just as the officer is reaching for his handcuffs, hears knocking from the boot, and a muffled voice that yells,
"Are we across the border yet?"
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