He's got an eye patch, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
Strange thing is - He's got a ship's wheel stuffed halfway down the front of his pants. Before he can order, the bartender says,
"Mate, that looks mighty uncomfortable.... you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants."
Pirate replies, "Aye, It's driving me nuts!"
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