... and sits down to order a drink. The bartender notices something peculiar about the pirate and can't hold in his curiosity.
"Hey buddy", the bartender says. "Why is there a wheel sticking out the front of your pants?"
"Yarr", the pirate replies. "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts".
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