A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed in the front of his pants, and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "Sure, but what's with the steering wheel in your pants?" The Pirate gives him a serious look and says " Arrgh, It's driving me nuts!"
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