"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We would like on behalf of all our crew welcome you aboard American Airlines on a flight from Los Angeles to Sydney. We will be cruising at the altitude of 30,000 feet and will reach our destinations in 16 hours. Please relax and enjoy your flight" After he gives his speech he forgets to turn off the loudspeaker. He turns to the copilot and says, "I'm gonna make myself a nice cup of coffee, drink it, and then fuck our head flight attendant"
Everybody in the cabin hear this and a pretty flight attendant runs to the **cockpit** to tell the pilot about his blunder. A little old lady in the front of the plane sees her and says.
"What's the rush darling, he hasn't finished his coffee yet!"
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