A Japanese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting on the deck of a ship. The captain comes in and tells them that the boat is sinking because there's too much weight.
The Mexican man sighs, takes off his sombrero, and throws it into the sea. In response to the others' perplexed stares, he shrugged and said, "we have too many of these."
The Japanese man sighs, closes his Nintendo DS, and throws it into the sea. In response to the others' surprised stares, he shrugged and said, "we have too many of these."
The American man sighs, and doesn't do anything.
The boat sinks and everyone drowns.
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