He sits at the bar and asks the barkeep, "I'd like a drink, please." The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here. You need to go." The string reluctantly says "Okay..." and leaves.
Outside, the string gets the idea to tie himself up and try again.
He goes back into the bar and sits down and asks for a drink. The bartender turns around and says, "Look man, I told you we don't serve string here. Please leave." The string gets up and heads back outside.
Determined, the string decides to try one more thing. He decides to mess up his hair, wait a bit, and try again.
The string walks back into the bar and sits down and asks the bartender, "Hello sir, I'd like a drink, please." The bartender looks over and says, "Hey, weren't you just in here not too long ago?"
The string looks him in the eye and replies confidently, "I'm a frayed knot!"
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