A piece of string walks into a bar and proceeds to jump up on a barstool while calling out, "Bartender! Give me a shot of your best single malt."
The Bartender looks over at the piece of string and snarls, "We don't serve your kind here - get out!"
The piece of string leaves feeling very dejected, until he has an idea. He immediately contorts himself into a half-hitch and then rubs one end on the nearby wall.
Ten minutes after being thrown out of the bar, the piece of string returns, again jumping up on the barstool while calling out, "Bartender! Give me a shot of your best single malt."
"Aren't you that piece of string I threw out of here a few minutes ago?"
"No. I'm a frayed knot."
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