Asks for a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry, we dont serve rope here"
Rope leaves, ties himself in a knot and frizzes up his hair, and walks back in and orders a beer.
"Hey, aren't you the same piece of rope that walked in here a minute ago?"
"No" says the rope, "I'm a frayed knot"
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