The Pickle says, "I hate my life, once I get big and juicy, they throw me into brine and lock me away for 6 months.
The Cucumber says, "That's nothing when I get big and juicy, they slice me up, throw me on a salad and eat me."
The Penis says, "Well when I get big and juicy, they throw a tarp over me, shove me into a dark cave, and bash my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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