They physicist quickly runs over and says to the young man " Don't jump, you have so much potential"
The young man replies " I know i have the potential, buy i cannot seem to get my life in motion."
Physicist: " you need some kinetic energy to get in motion."
Young man: " why else do you think im jumping?"
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