A photographer gets a call from his boss

"Look, son, there's a forest fire a couple hundred miles north of you. I need you to get on a plane 5 minutes ago and photograph the hell out of that forest. There's huge money in this."

The photographer grabs all of his equipment and rushes to the airport. He gets on a private jet and says to the pilot, "Just fly!!"

"But--"

"Just go", yells the photographer.

After a very difficult takeoff the pilot asks, "Why do you have all of those cameras?"

"I'm a photographer."

The pilot's face goes white. "So what you're saying is that you *aren't* my flight instructor?"

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