He approaches them and says:
'I'll give you a lollipop each if you let me pet your hair!'
The two girls glance at each other, shrug, then nod. They get the sweets, and the pedophile gently strokes their hair.
'I'll give you two more lollipops if you let me carress your shoulders!' says the pedophile.
The girls look at each other again, shrug, and say 'Okay'. They get the sweets, and the pedophile gently carresses their shoulders.
'I'll give you two more lollipops if you let me pet your backs!' says the pedophile.
The girls look at each other again, and one says to the other:
'By the time this guy gets to screwing us, we'll get diabetes!'
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