A patient lying in bed hears a knock on the door.

"Come in".

A nurse enters, pulls off the blanket, pulls off patients underpants. shaves his pubic area, flips him over, inserts the rectal pill, pulls the blanket back and about to leave. The patient weakly asks "Um, nurse, can I ask you one question? Why did you knock?"

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