Back in the 19th century a pastor was traveling a large area where he had as his congregation. He would preach on Sunday in different homes until the church was built. One week he had to stay at a family that had quite a few children, and he had to share a room with their youngest son Johnny. At bedtime when they were preparing to go to bed, he noticed little Johnny was kneeling down beside the bed. Not wanting to be outshone by the kid, the pious pastor knelt down on the other side of the bed, folding his hands in prayer. This got Johnny's attention, and he looked at the Pastor and asked: " What are you doing?" " I am doing the same as you my child" the pastor answered with a smile. Johnny answered: "Then mom is going to be very angry with you, the piss pot is on my side!"
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