A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here. You'll have to wait your turn, sir, replied the harried and now irritated waiter, I can only serve one table at a time.
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