And stops in to get a haircut.
"So how are things going in Afghanistan?" the barber asks?
"Getting better," he replies.
A few minutes later she asks him again: "How are things going in Afghanistan?"
"Getting better."
A little while later: "How are things going in Afghanistan?"
"Getting better."
They finish and the officer leaves. "Why did you keep asking him the same question?" the barber's colleagues ask him.
"Whenever I mentioned Afghanistan his hair stood on end and it was easier to cut."
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