...after a long shift at the hospital. She has a check to cash.
She goes up to the counter, pulls the check out and then looks for a pen in her pocket. She begins to sign the check but then realizes its not a pen. The banker looks quizzicly at her. Its a rectal thermometer. The nurse is at her breaking point. "Shit.... some asshole took my pen"
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