....when there was a knock on the door.
Oh no, she thought. I can't let anyone in here while I'm taking a bath. "Who is it?" she called out in trepidation.
"It's the blind man," came the reply.
Well, I suppose if it's a blind man there's no harm letting him in, thought the nun, and she told the man to come in.
A man in overalls walked in holding a tape measure and wearing a tool belt. "Nice tits love," he said. "Where do you want your blind?"
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