"A bottle of whisky please." The nun asks.
"No, sorry I can't sell whisky to a nun, You understand sis..."
"Mary Clarence." The nun interrupts. "It's not for me, but for mother superior."
The barman let's down his gaurd and agrees. When his shift ends he finds the nun drunk, half naked and dancing in the streets.
"For shame, Mary Clarence! I thought you said the whisky was for mother superior!"
"Oh and it is, she's constipated, but when she sees me she'll shit her pants!"
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