St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? I was a policeman, he responded. What kind of policeman? St Peter asked. I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids. Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates. A few moments later a second man walks up. Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? I was a policeman, he responded. What kind of policeman? St Peter asked. I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers. Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise. A few moments later a third man walks up. Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life? I was a policeman, he responded. What kind of policeman? St Peter asked. I was a Military Policeman, Sir. Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?
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