She says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin and tonic. But I have no cash. May I pay you in bus tokens?"
The bartender says "Sure! Bus tokens are as good as cash. But why do you have so many bus tokens?"
So the nun rips off her habit and says "Ha, ha! I'm really the bus driver!"
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