A nun gets on a Dublin bus late at night and sits behind the driver. When the last passenger but her gets off, she tell the bus driver she just found out she's very ill and she would like to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees to accommodate her. The nun says she cannot do it if he's married because that would be a sin. The driver assures her that he is not married.
The nun says she must die a virgin so it has to be anal sex and the driver is quick to agree.
Since they are the only two people on the bus, the driver pulls into a large and deserted parking lot and they go to the back seat and take care of business.
When he resumed driving, the driver said, "I have a confession to make. I am married and have three children."
The nun replies: "That's okay. I have a confession, too.
"My name is Mike and I'm on my way to a costume party."
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