Several rabbis follow them in and everyone else is too ashamed to order pork for the rest of the evening....
Or the nun pays for everything and the priests get hammered... to a cross.
Or there's only enough loaves and fishes for 5 of them.
Or make up a better joke because that really happened where I work last night and I can't think of a great way to end that great set up for a joke.
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