This big-time rancher from Texas met a Missouri farmer on a business trip.
The Texas rancher bragged, "I can get in my truck, drive all day, and never cross the boundary of my ranch!"
"Yep," replied the little Missouri farmer, "I had a truck like that once, too."
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