A new preacher moves to town. He decides to meet his congregation by going door to door. He walks up to the first house, knocks and a little old lady answers the door. She gasps, "Conway Twitty is at my front door!"
The preacher stops her before she continues, "no ma'am, no. I get that alot but I am not Mr. Twitty. I am the new preacher." They chat awhile and then he moves on to the next house. The same thing happens with a middle-aged housewife. The preacher explains himself again. They chat a little about the church and finally the preacher moves on to the third house, knocks and a beautiful woman answers the door wearing nothing but towel and exclaims "Conway Twitty!"
"Hello darlin'."
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