A man goes to see a bull fight. While in the arena he smells an aroma from one of the food stands that's absolutely incredible. Intrigued, the man goes to the vendor and asks what he's selling. "This is sweetbread, sir" the vendor replies. "When our bulls die, we make sure that their bodies don't go to waste. So we do what we can to use every part of the bull - even the testicles. I'm all sold out now, but if you come again tomorrow, I'll have some sweetbread prepared just for you." The man eagerly returned the next day for his food, and as promised, the vendor sold him the sweetbread. The man, however, was disappointed. He looked at vendor and said, "Why is there so little sweetbread? I saw the portions you were serving yesterday, and I don't have nearly as much as you were giving your other customers." The vendor shrugged and said, "In these kind of fights, sir, sometimes the bull wins."
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