and the abbot gives him a tour. After showing him all the rooms, he leads him to a wardrobe in the back of the dormitory. He says to him: "If you ever feel... earthly desires, you can go into this wardrobe."
"What happens in it?"
"You'll be given head to give your earthly desires a heavenly satisfaction. You may go there from Thursday to Tuesday."
"What happens on Wednesdays?"
"Then it's your turn for wardrobe-duty."
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