A neutron walks into a bar, and sits down at a stool. The bartender is cleaning glassware.
The neutron says, "Just a glass of Guinness, sir".
The bartender looks up and stops his cleaning, and go gets the neutron a beer.
When the bartender brings him his drink, the neutron takes out a few $5 bills.
The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, for you, no charge."
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