He's to poor to afford a proper eye so he's really insecure about it and has trouble talking to women. At the dance he sees this pretty looking lady also standing alone across the room, he notices she has these kind of big ears so he thinks maybe he has a shot with her. He walks over and asks her if she'd like to dance.
She says excitedly "Would I?"
and he says "Aw fuck off then you big eared bitch!"
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