He starts walking around and looking at all of the different paintings in the gallery. As he goes down the line of different pieces of art, he happens to notice an attractive young woman staring at one of the large paintings at the far wall. He goes up to her, stands next to her and looks at the painting. It's a large painting of the solar system.
He looks over to her and says, "It's an interesting painting, isn't it? A whole lot of stars."
She continues to stare at the painting, and the redditor notices that she has a depressed and sorrowful look on her face. She responds to him:
"It's an incredible revelatory piece of work that really signifies the pointlessness of human existance, as we are obviously mere specks in the sands of time... drifting through a vast and deadly world of hopeless magnitude."
She seemed a bit odd, but the redditor shrugged this off and decided to ask her out.
"So, what are you doing Friday night?"
"I think I'm going to kill myself," she responded.
"Uh, so what are you doing Thursday night...?"
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