A young Native American awakens in a meadow filled with lush grass tons of animals an overall paradise. Not sure where he is he wanders for a while. Suddenly he is approached by a man. The boy asks the man where he is. The man replies, "Well you died and this is the afterlife i am your deity". The boy takes this news heavy but quickly comes to terms. The man starts to show the boy around. Then all of a sudden they come across this huge crack on the ground full of flames, people burning, calling out for forgiveness and mercy. Startled the boys asks, "wh- who are they?" The man replies.
"Oh them, those are the Christians, th- they wanted it that way."
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