Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
Mushroom says, "But I'm a fun guy."
Bartender says, "I just said we don't serve fungi."
Mushroom says, "No, no, not 'fungi', 'fun guy.' I made a pun."
Bartender says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
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