"We'll need the name of each of your children ma'am" said the man behind the counter.
"Ok, well all of the boys are named Terry with a Y and all the girls are named Terri with an I" replied the woman.
"How do you manage to control all of them? Doesn't it get confusing with them all having the same name?"
"Well it makes it a lot easier. When ever I need them to wake up or come inside I just yell Terry or Terri." Explained the woman.
"What if you need one of them in particular?" asked the man, genuinely interested.
"Oh, I just call them by their last name."
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