Mommy's sunbathing while daddy goes for a walk. The kid goes to his mother and says; "Mom, some of the ladies on the beach have bigger boobs than yours. Why is that?"
She thinks for a minute and says;"Well, the bigger the boobs, the dumber the lady."
The kid goes off and comes back again a while later: "Mommy, mommy. Some of the men on the beach have wieners bigger than daddy's."
"Well, same rules apply, the bigger it is, the dumber the guy attached."
The kid goes off again, then comes back.
"Mommy mommy!"
"What is it?!"
"I just saw dad talking to the dumbest girl on the beach! And the longer they talk, the dumber he gets!"
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