One day an employee came into work with both of his ears
bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I
accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?"
"They called back!"
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