The monk throws his dart, and misses the board. "Oh shit, I missed" he says. The nun says, "Don't say that here, this is a holy place."
The monk assures her he will not, and throws his next dart. It misses the board. "Oh SHIT, I missed!"
The nun exclaims, "DO NOT SAY THAT HERE, THE LORD WILL SMITE YOU!" and as if to back up the claim, thunder rumbles in the distance.
"Okay, okay," says the monk, "I won't."
The monk throws the third dart, and again, misses the board. "OH SHIT, I missed!"
Lightning Strikes the nun. A rumbling voice from heaven booms out, "Oh shit, I missed."
Note: I have posted this elsewhere, and have know this joke since I was little... One of my favorites.
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