My girl called me over saying that her parents weren't home, which was an awesome opportunity because her parents never really liked me.
So me being the youthful guy that I was I rushed over for some fun. I got over and we rushed upstairs and got down to doing the dirty.
I'm balls deep when suddenly her parents burst into the door yelling. Turns out they were hiding downstairs waiting so that they could bust me for still being with her daughter.
I was trying to explain but her mother kept yelling "I don't want to hear another word from you young man", which I could only respond to with ,"At least let me finish!"
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