A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: What do you do if you make a mistake on a case? the minister asked. Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant, replied the lawyer. What do you do? lawyer asked. Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go, minister replied.
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