When the minister drinks all of his water. "I'm out of water, and we left the cooler on the shore," he says, "I'll just go get some more." The rabbi tells him that he'll bring the boat back to shore but the minister tells him it's no problem. He kneels down, puts his hands together, prays for a short time and hops off the boat, walking on the water back to shore. He grabs a bottle of water, and walks on the water back to the boat.
The priest runs out of soda, and he tells the group he'll grab some more. The rabbi says "I'll drive the boat back," but the priest says "no worries, I've got this." He puts his hands together, prays, and jumps onto the water and walks to the shore. He grabs a soda and comes back.
The rabbi notices there aren't any more snacks, so he tells the rest that he'll go and grab some. "Hang on," says the minister, "I'll drive us back to the beach." "No need," the rabbi replied, "I can walk on water too." He looks up, prays, and jumps off the boat and falls into the water. As he climbs back onto the boat, the priest looks at the minister and says "Should we have told him where the rocks are?"
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