He brings the girl back to her place, and she takes off his pants and starts giving him a blowjob when she stops, grins, and hits him in the dick as hard as she can. The man yells, and she frowns as he's writhing in pain: "I thought you soldiers liked *Slapsdick* humor"!
EDIT: I figured not everyone would enjoy it, but holy shit this joke got downvoted badly.
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