Sorry she broke up


A woman was missing her boyfriend, so she decided to write him the following brief letter:Dear Anthony,I've been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool... nobody can take your place. I love you.All my love, KathyxoxoP.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery�

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