As it turns out, it was inhabited by cannibals. Without much ado, the crew are captured and delivered to the village, to be put in the communal pot.
The chief of the tribe approaches, and asks them "Who might you be, snacks from above?"
"Airman Sam Jones," says one.
"Airman Dan Williams."
"Airman First Class Ted Robins."
"Commander John Simmons."
"Ah, congratulations!" says the cannibal.
"Er, thank you? Why?"
"Well sir, tomorrow you will be Commander-in-Chief!"
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