The Devil goes to check on his prisoners.

The devil is checking on all of hells prisoners. So he walks by the first cell, this cell has two Americans in it. "Please, please turn down the heat!" They cry as the devil laughs to himself "good, good." The devil then stops at the second cell, this cell holds two Canadians. These Canadians are lounging around relaxing. This surprises the devil "whats wrong? Don't you find it too hot?" The devil asks "oh no, we're from Canada, we never get this kind of heat. This is nice." The Canadian replies. This makes the devil angry, so he decides to crank up the heat even more, he does this and then goes to check on the prisoners again. He passes by the Americans who are on fire and screaming in agony "PLEASE! PLEASE! TURN DOWN THE HEAT, WE CAN'T TAKE IT!!" The devil begins to laugh, happy with himself. He then goes to the Canadian's cell. The Canadians are lying down with their shirts off, still relaxing. "It's still not too hot for you!?!?!" The devil yells. "It's really cold in Canada, this feels like we're on vacation." The devil gets an evil thought and runs to change the temperature in hell. He cranks it down to the coldest it can get and everything began to freeze. The devil thinking that he's finally got those Canadians walks by the cells one more time. He laughs again as he sees that the Americans are frozen solid. He then walks by the Canadian's cell and to his dismay they're celebrating and cheering. "WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT!?!!?!" The devil yells at the Canadians. They reply with "don't you know mr. Devil, when hell freezes over it means that the Leafs have won the cup"