A midget walks into a doctors surgery

The midget then asked the doctor how long he'd be and he replied, "I'll be a short while."

After 15 minutes the midget got irritated and shouted, "COME ON IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES!" The doctor replied, "I'm sorry, you're gonna have to be a little patient."

After what seemed like hours he was finally called in. The doctor gave him some medicine and said, "Here, just take a tiny dosage 3 times a day. Sorry for the small wait. Hey is that your Mini parked outside?"

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